Grumpy Dragon
Protect My Peace Tee | Grumpy Dragon
Protect My Peace Tee | Grumpy Dragon
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Grix has exactly one item on his agenda today, and it's guarding the small green flame of his inner calm. He would like you to know that "no" is a complete sentence, and he's been saying it since — well, see the badge. Est. Grumpy.
The Protect My Peace tee is for anyone whose peace has a security detail: retro badge, smug dragon, zero apologies.
The shirt itself (the boring-but-important bit):
- Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, retail-fit, side-seamed unisex crewneck
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (solid colors)
- Printed to order with DTG, so no warehouse of sad unsold shirts
- True to size. Grix sizes up anyway, but he naps in his.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A) Length | 68.6 cm / 27" | 71.1 cm / 28" | 73.7 cm / 29" | 76.2 cm / 30" | 78.7 cm / 31" | 81.3 cm / 32" | 83.8 cm / 33" |
| B) Half Chest (laid flat) | 41.9 cm / 16.5" | 45.7 cm / 18" | 50.8 cm / 20" | 55.9 cm / 22" | 61 cm / 24" | 66 cm / 26" | 71.1 cm / 28" |
Length: highest point of shoulder to bottom hem.
Half Chest: lay a shirt you own flat, measure armpit to armpit, compare. Measurements may vary ±2.5 cm — it's fabric, not math.
Care Instructions
| General | Soft enough for a rest day, durable enough for the rest of them. Grix insists you take care of it — he doesn't hand out his face to just anyone. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
